Looks like Tommy Lee was on the way down by the time he directed Taiwanese tit-bouncing Luk Siu Fan in this one. There's greed, hatred and smouldering looks aplenty in between the routine action scenes and murders and cross-plotting. If that sounds rather interesting and involving, it's only barely watchable. Even the lure of sex and unfulfilled promise of nudity doesn't help much.
In late 19th Century Hong Kong the British may rule the land, but the pirates rule the waters. One Coast Guard officer is Dragon Ma, who is determined that his beloved Coast Guard will not be made a fool of.
Five friends are released from prison and do their best to stay out trouble. While trying to mind their own business (and run their 5-Star Cleaning Service), they are caught up in a war between rival Triad gangs fighting for control of the counterfeit currency market.
Kevin Kline and Glenn Close star as Harold and Sarah Cooper, a couple whose marital troubles are put on hold while they host an unhappy reunion of former college pals gathered for the funeral of one of their own, a suicide victim named Alex.
The film portrays a fictional nuclear war between NATO forces and the Warsaw Pact that rapidly escalates into a full scale exchange between the United States and the Soviet Union, focusing on the residents of Lawrence, Kansas, and Kansas City, Missouri, as well as several family farms situated next to nearby nuclear missile silos.
Have you watched Crisis yet? What did you think about it?