Joan Rivers is a spoiled, rich Beverly Hills woman who's angered so many people it's no wonder some might want to see her dead. But with her famously sharp tongue and quick wit, she manages to fend off con artists, gold diggers and several would-be murderers, including her husband (Alex Rocco). Meshach Taylor plays her devoted and long-suffering personal chef, who takes the role of protector. David Ogden Stiers and Morgan Fairchild co-star.
Wounded Civil War soldier John Dunbar tries to commit suicide -- and becomes a hero instead. As a reward, he's assigned to his dream post, a remote junction on the Western frontier, and soon makes unlikely friends with the local Sioux tribe.
A lifetime of taking shots has ended Rocky's career, and a crooked accountant has left him broke. Inspired by the memory of his trainer, however, Rocky finds glory in training and takes on an up-and-coming boxer.