In this campy send-up of the James Bond flicks, evil Blofelch Industries plots to rule the world by supplying the antidote for an impotence-causing virus -- which the company unleashed. It's up to Lames Blond (John Wardlaw), aka Agent Double O Zero, and CIA operative Felix Heavier (Bill Garst) to scotch the villainous plan. Along the way, the duo battles the malevolent Mr. Cowabunga and seductress Sherly Bilt (Suzannah LeGault).
Two Supreme Court Justices have been killed. Now a college professor, who clerked for one of the two men, who's also having an affair with one of his students, is given a brief by her, that states who probably, wanted to see these two men dead.
Topper Harley is found to be working as an odd-job-man in a monastery. The CIA want him to lead a rescue mission into Iraq, to rescue the last rescue team, who went in to rescue the last rescue team who.