Mark & Tommy are the best of friends. Mark is a lovable loser. Tommy is a complete douchebag but he takes care of Mark in his own warped way. The two bounce around from one dead end job to another til they land a gig digging graves. Mark quickly realizes there's more money in robbing graves than shoveling dirt so the fellas begin stealing from the dead. Hilarity ensues.
The Lone Rangers have heavy-metal dreams and a single demo tape they can't get anyone to play. The solution: Hijack an AM rock station and hold the deejays hostage until they agree to broadcast the band's tape.
Lloyd and Harry are two men whose stupidity is really indescribable. When Mary, a beautiful woman, loses an important suitcase with money before she leaves for Aspen, the two friends (who have found the suitcase) decide to return it to her.
Leon, the top hit man in New York, has earned a rep as an effective "cleaner". But when his next-door neighbors are wiped out by a loose-cannon DEA agent, he becomes the unwilling custodian of 12-year-old Mathilda.