Mark & Tommy are the best of friends. Mark is a lovable loser. Tommy is a complete douchebag but he takes care of Mark in his own warped way. The two bounce around from one dead end job to another til they land a gig digging graves. Mark quickly realizes there's more money in robbing graves than shoveling dirt so the fellas begin stealing from the dead. Hilarity ensues.
The Lone Rangers have heavy-metal dreams and a single demo tape they can't get anyone to play. The solution: Hijack an AM rock station and hold the deejays hostage until they agree to broadcast the band's tape.
Harry Tasker is a secret agent for the United States Government. For years, he has kept his job from his wife, but is forced to reveal his identity and try to stop nuclear terrorists when he and his wife are kidnapped by them.