Why are you so stupid ... and what are you trying to say
I had a horrible dream that a big big elephant
walked on a piece of cake
and fell through it like quicksand
all that was left was a big floppy gray earlobe
Someone with a small head and tiny body stuck a note in it
then it sank into the cake too.
I remember running upside down
snagging my entire body against a screen of thread.
I could hear silver songs of red white and blue
and some guy walked by with a nice chunk of butt
wearing flesh-colored bikini underwear
I pulled them down and his ass was purple.
Half the street I was standing on blew up.
The birds in the sky made sounds like upset stomach
and feathers fell hard on the top of my head.
I squint my eyes for a second but nothing changed.
Too many people had party on same day ...
When Waring Hudsucker, head of hugely successful Hudsucker Industries, commits suicide, his board of directors, led by Sidney Mussberger, comes up with a brilliant plan to make a lot of money: appoint a moron to run the company.
Leon, the top hit man in New York, has earned a rep as an effective "cleaner". But when his next-door neighbors are wiped out by a loose-cannon DEA agent, he becomes the unwilling custodian of 12-year-old Mathilda.
Lloyd and Harry are two men whose stupidity is really indescribable. When Mary, a beautiful woman, loses an important suitcase with money before she leaves for Aspen, the two friends (who have found the suitcase) decide to return it to her.
The Lone Rangers have heavy-metal dreams and a single demo tape they can't get anyone to play. The solution: Hijack an AM rock station and hold the deejays hostage until they agree to broadcast the band's tape.
Have you watched Jellyfish Sandwich yet? What did you think about it?