The pre-game workout. Football-playing homos and homophobes add some new rules to the game, and then proceed to break them, in this twist on the ol' pigskin-toss. Raunchy director Jeff Kincaid is back with more hot sex than you can shake your dick at. Kyle McKenna gets more than man-handled behind bars. These boys want nothing more than big dicks and tight ends!
Jerry, a small-town Minnesota car salesman is bursting at the seams with debt... but he's got a plan. He's going to hire two thugs to kidnap his wife in a scheme to collect a hefty ransom from his wealthy father-in-law. It's going to be a snap and nobody's going to get hurt... until people start dying. Enter Police Chief Marge, a coffee-drinking, parka-wearing - and extremely pregnant - investigator who'll stop at nothing to get her man. And if you think her small-time investigative skills will give the crooks a run for their ransom... you betcha!
After getting into a serious car accident, a TV director discovers an underground sub-culture of scarred, omnisexual car-crash victims who use car accidents and the raw sexual energy they produce to try to rejuvenate his sex life with his wife.