When a young man learns of an affair between his brother and his girlfriend, he brashly becomes his brother's creeper and leaves the sibling stranded in the worst part of town. But the prank goes awry -- thanks to a deranged killer who finds the brother and slices him up. The young man goes after the psycho, but the pesky lunatic just won't stay dead.
Beginning in the 1930's, "The English Patient" tells the story of Count Almásy who is a Hungarian map maker employed by the Royal Geographical Society to chart the vast expanses of the Sahara Desert along with several other prominent explorers.
After getting into a serious car accident, a TV director discovers an underground sub-culture of scarred, omnisexual car-crash victims who use car accidents and the raw sexual energy they produce to try to rejuvenate his sex life with his wife.