Anthony DeMechi has always followed the orders of his Uncle Vincent who has carved out a postion for him in the family business. However, Vincent is a cruel crime boss and Anthony's new job is in the meat packing industry -- mafioso style. He is to work alongside his cousin Gino, former Green Beret Jerry, and philosophical butcher Doc, in an effort to come up with a more effective and space saving way to dispose of victims' bodies.
Dashing legionnaire Rick O'Connell and Beni, his weasel of a companion, stumble upon the hidden ruins of Hamunaptra while in the midst of a battle in 1923, 3,000 years after Imhotep has suffered a fate worse than death; his body will remain undead for all eternity as a punishment for a forbidden love.
Following a bomb scare in the 1960s that locked the Webers into their bomb shelter for 35 years, Adam now ventures forth into Los Angeles to obtain food and supplies for his family, and a non-mutant wife for himself.