When terrorists strike, President George "Dubya" Bush (Eddie "Ed" O'Brien) and Dick Cheney (Vince Clark) turn to a beautiful foursome -- Wellen Dowd (director Carrie Cain Sparks), Curvay Bootay (Cassandra Cade), Mi Lei Yew (Jane Lee) and Dime Bag (Karalee Austin) -- to root out evil and capture Ben Flatten (Frank Gorgie). With their collective smarts and a little sass, the girls work to turn the terror level from red to pink.
For years, Blade has fought against the vampires in the cover of the night. But now, after falling into the crosshairs of the FBI, he is forced out into the daylight, where he is driven to join forces with a clan of human vampire hunters he never knew existed - The Nightstalkers.
It's the 1970's and San Diego super-sexist anchorman Ron Burgundy is the top dog in local TV, but that's all about to change when ambitious reporter Veronica Corningstone arrives as a new employee at his station.