When terrorists strike, President George "Dubya" Bush (Eddie "Ed" O'Brien) and Dick Cheney (Vince Clark) turn to a beautiful foursome -- Wellen Dowd (director Carrie Cain Sparks), Curvay Bootay (Cassandra Cade), Mi Lei Yew (Jane Lee) and Dime Bag (Karalee Austin) -- to root out evil and capture Ben Flatten (Frank Gorgie). With their collective smarts and a little sass, the girls work to turn the terror level from red to pink.
Modern treasure hunters, led by archaeologist Ben Gates, search for a chest of riches rumored to have been stashed away by George Washington, Thomas Jefferson and Benjamin Franklin during the Revolutionary War.
Viktor Navorski is a man without a country; his plane took off just as a coup d'etat exploded in his homeland, leaving it in shambles, and now he's stranded at Kennedy Airport, where he's holding a passport that nobody recognizes.
When Sophie, a shy young woman, is cursed with an old body by a spiteful witch, her only chance of breaking the spell lies with a self-indulgent yet insecure young wizard and his companions in his legged, walking home.
For years, Blade has fought against the vampires in the cover of the night. But now, after falling into the crosshairs of the FBI, he is forced out into the daylight, where he is driven to join forces with a clan of human vampire hunters he never knew existed - The Nightstalkers.