"Each Girl Swallows 10 Loads of Cum!"10 May 2005111 mins
Think about a what a load of sperm is. It Is genetic material whose purpose is to create a human being. So now consider a girl who takes these raw materials for 10 different, unique human beings and swallows them. Those people will never be born. Instead, they will be digested by this slut’s stomach acids and then pissed out her urethra. What kind of soulless, Godless creature does that? If you turn up the volume of your TV and you are a God-fearing soul, you will be able to hear the Angels weeping every time a load is swallowed. Truly, this movie is the harbinger of the Apocalypse. (Hurry up and enjoy it before Judgment Day!)
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