"Each Girls Swallows 10 Loads Of Cum!"13 July 2005106 mins
How Dare You...?! Some people don't like the word "whore." They think it's rude and disrespectful. They say these girls are movie stars, performers, talent, etc. But NOT whores. That's a hard one to call. You mean to say, if we didn't pay these girls, they'd still be swallowing 10 huge loads of cum at a time? Digesting untold billions of sticky sperm cells in a single sitting? Is that better or worse that a girl who frankly admits she's only doing it for the easy cash? These are deep philosophical questions with no right answer. Just food for thought while you're watching our movie and jerking your mcgerkin.
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