Take five sausages, ten eggs, and ten well greased horny pots. Have the five sausages squirt their thick creams inside the pots! Serve this hot treat to two hot chicks at once! Best if eaten by them right away with a side of pussy generously garnished with cum, spit, pussy juice and just a hint of female competitiveness! Please don't get dicouraged! The body fluid from the camera lens can always be wiped off in seconds! Todays recipe was brought to you by chef Martin Del Toro!
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