The Unknown Comic at home preparing for a "hot date" that he has planned for that evening. However, when she calls and cancels, the frustrated "bag-head" decides, instead, to go bowling. He proceeds to take the viewers on a wild and crazy tour of the wackiest bowling center ever seen. Ultimately, after befriending the wise-cracking bowling instructor, the Unknown Comic is stunned to discover his "hot date" at the bowling center with another man! After a confrontation, the woman suggests the two men compete for her affections by having a bowling contest. It's comedy until the victor (guess who?) decides how he's going to celebrate his victory!
Lincoln Six-Echo is a resident of a seemingly Utopian but contained facility in the year 2019. Like all of the inhabitants of this carefully controlled environment, Lincoln hopes to be chosen to go to the "The Island" - reportedly the last uncontaminated spot on the planet.
Mere seconds before the Earth is to be demolished by an alien construction crew, Arthur Dent is swept off the planet by his friend Ford Prefect, a researcher penning a new edition of "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.
After five (or six) years of vanilla-wedded bliss, ordinary suburbanites John and Jane Smith (Pitt and Jolie) are stuck in a rut the size of the Grand Canyon?until the truth comes out! Unbeknownst to each other, they are both coolly lethal, highly paid assassins working for rival organizations.
In 1933 New York, an overly ambitious movie producer coerces his cast and hired ship crew to travel to mysterious Skull Island, where they encounter Kong, a giant ape who is immediately smitten with leading lady Ann Darrow.
Disgraced Navy SEAL Shane Wolfe is handed a new assignment: Protect the five Plummer kids from enemies of their recently deceased father -- a government scientist whose top-secret experiment remains hidden in the kids' house.