"Each Girl Swallows 10 Loads of Cum!"07 November 2006111 mins
Denice K claims that smoking pot makes your sperm taste horrible. She ought to know. In this movie she swallows 10 huge loads. Some of them make her pucker in distaste, while others she relishes and eats with gusto. Speaking of, does a girl swallow cum or eat cum? Suppose it depends on the texture. Little Leah Luv remembers one guy who had chunky, discolored cum. She barely choked it down. Did any of it get stuck in her braces while she was chewing? Sorry, we didn’t ask. That would be impolite.
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