The gorgeous Eva Ripmapanties has gained control of the evil Blackstar spy organization after the untimely demise of former leader, Helga Von Dyksenberg. Eva, along with her team of beautiful operatives, attempt to sneak into Glamacorp's impenetrable headquarters in order to exact their revenge. However, the lovely spies at Glamacorp aren't going to go down so easily; Agent Kelly Boobserfine reveals a twist the Blackstar ladies never saw coming.
When a much-publicized ice-skating scandal strips them of their gold medals, two world-class athletes skirt their way back onto the ice via a loophole that allows them to compete together as a pairs team.
50 years from now the sun is dying and life on earth is threatened by arctic temperatures. Mankind puts together all its resources and sends a spaceship carrying a huge bomb designed to re-ignite the dying sun.
When Daniel Plainview - a ruthless oil prospector - learns of oil-rich land in California that can be bought cheaply, he moves his operation there and begins manipulating and exploiting the local landowners into selling him their property.
John McClane is back and badder than ever, and this time he's working for Homeland Security. He calls on the services of a young hacker in his bid to stop a ring of Internet terrorists intent on taking control of America's computer infrastructure.
For Rod Kimball, performing stunts is a way of life, even though he is rather accident-prone. Poor Rod cannot even get any respect from his stepfather, Frank, who beats him up in weekly sparring matches.