The gorgeous Eva Ripmapanties has gained control of the evil Blackstar spy organization after the untimely demise of former leader, Helga Von Dyksenberg. Eva, along with her team of beautiful operatives, attempt to sneak into Glamacorp's impenetrable headquarters in order to exact their revenge. However, the lovely spies at Glamacorp aren't going to go down so easily; Agent Kelly Boobserfine reveals a twist the Blackstar ladies never saw coming.
Danny Ocean's team of criminals are back and are composing a plan more personal than ever. When ruthless casino owner Willy Bank double-crosses Reuben Tishkoff, causing a heart attack, Danny Ocean vows that him and his team will do anything to bring Willy Bank and everything he's got down.
For Rod Kimball, performing stunts is a way of life, even though he is rather accident-prone. Poor Rod cannot even get any respect from his stepfather, Frank, who beats him up in weekly sparring matches.
Returning for his fifth year of study at the venerable Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, the ever-maturing Harry Potter is stunned to find that his warnings about the return of Lord Voldemort have been ignored.