"Where’s Arnold Schwarzenegger when you need him the most?"08 September 2007Horror13 mins
This over-the-top gorefest tells the story of a young girl who has to combat a large collection of bad guys to escape graphic torture. She takes inspiration from Arnold Schwarzenegger movies circa 1980 unleashing a parade of violence that turns the whole screen red.
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