Two tales of drunks, ex-cons, and henpecked husbands...all down on their luck, and finding their only pleasure in nasty, zipless sex.
In Anywhere But My Bed, our hero finds he can only get turned on in his apartment building elevator. Try as she might, his buxom wife is unable to lure him into bed. Instead, he is drawn to stalk, seduce, and fuck strange women in between floors. Going up?
In The Big Shot, Evan Stone plays a former felon who finds himself cheated on a bill in a local coffee house. The owner takes him for a fool, short-changing his change. Evan seeks counsel from a whore in a local flophouse. After fucking her silly, he fucks up the coffee jerk, and then fucks his girl to boot. Six girls. Two anals. Two three-ways. And Lanny Barby. Being down on your luck doesn't get any better.
Diana is a Roman wife happily married to sympathetic Paolo but she is keen on playing benign games of seduction with other men while resisting the advances of chic lingerie shop owner Silvio and she narrates her adventures to Paolo in order to stimulate their otherwise monotonous sexual life.
Dignity. Poise. Mystery. We expect nothing less from the great turn-of-the-century magician, Presto. But when Presto neglects to feed his rabbit one too many times, the magician finds he isn't the only one with a few tricks up his sleeve!
When the Valley of Peace is threatened, lazy Po the panda discovers his destiny as the "chosen one" and trains to become a kung fu hero, but transforming the unsleek slacker into a brave warrior won't be easy.
A young woman's quest for revenge against the people who kidnapped and tormented her as a child leads her and a friend, who is also a victim of child abuse, on a terrifying journey into a living hell of depravity.
When Bella Swan moves to a small town in the Pacific Northwest to live with her father, she starts school and meets the reclusive Edward Cullen, a mysterious classmate who reveals himself to be a 108-year-old vampire.