Reality television maestro Sergio Myers directs and stars in this satiric mockumentary as Jordon Saffron, an egocentric celebrity chef who must return to his roots after he loses his show, girlfriend (Rachel Hunter) and ability to taste. In his hometown of Chicago, Jordon seeks redemption at his father's pizza parlor, reunites with his childhood sweetheart, Audry (Anna Hagopian), and goes mano-a-mano with his archrival, Kimmel the Spam King.
When reporter Jean Craddock interviews Bad Blake -- an alcoholic, seen-better-days country music legend -- they connect, and the hard-living crooner sees a possible saving grace in a life with Jean and her young son.
A taxi driver gets more than he bargained for when he picks up two teen runaways. Not only does the pair possess supernatural powers, but they're also trying desperately to escape people who have made them their targets.