Are you a tushy troller, a heinie hunter, or just a plain old ass man? Then we've got the tight buns for you! Gracie Glam and Nicole Aniston lead this high-water booty cast of beautiful babes with rockin' rumps. Never mind a quarter - you can bounce a whole pocket full of change off these firm flesh-cusions! They'll lift 'em high in the air for your viewing pleasure while they suck your cock, shove 'em in your face when you want a lick, or back 'em up onto your baton nice and tight! There's nothing these cheek-spreading sluts like better than to show off their god-given ass-ets, so grab two handfuls of honey-rolls and shove that stick of butter all the way in!
Diana is a Roman wife happily married to sympathetic Paolo but she is keen on playing benign games of seduction with other men while resisting the advances of chic lingerie shop owner Silvio and she narrates her adventures to Paolo in order to stimulate their otherwise monotonous sexual life.
When Sid accidentally destroys Manny's heirloom Christmas rock and ends up on Santa's naughty list, he leads a hilarious quest to the North Pole to make things right and ends up making things much worse.
Hugo is an orphan boy living in the walls of a train station in 1930s Paris. He learned to fix clocks and other gadgets from his father and uncle which he puts to use keeping the train station clocks running.
In an alternate world, humanity and vampires have warred for centuries. After the last Vampire War, the veteran Warrior Priest lives in obscurity with other humans inside one of the Church's walled cities.
There is a new criminal mastermind at large--Professor Moriarty--and not only is he Holmes’ intellectual equal, but his capacity for evil and lack of conscience may give him an advantage over the detective.
Have you watched Assets yet? What did you think about it?