A kinky couple is on the lookout for some action when tiny teen Tia Cyrus just happens to fall in their lap. Teen Lana Violet is invited to her professor’s house for dinner and wants to prove she has what it takes to make honor roll. Curious teen Lilly Labeau falls into a trap after she gets caught playing with toys that don’t belong to her. Shy teen Faye Reagan is interrupted while masturbating by a couple in need of help. Was it bad luck or perfect timing? Naughty teen Amia has been busted smoking pot by the neighbors. Lucky for her they’re willing to cut a deal.
A cop (Matthew McConaughey) who moonlights as a hit man agrees to kill the hated mother of a desperate drug dealer (Emile Hirsch) in exchange for a tumble with the young man's virginal sister (Juno Temple).
Mumble the penguin has a problem: his son Erik, who is reluctant to dance, encounters The Mighty Sven, a penguin who can fly! Things get worse for Mumble when the world is shaken by powerful forces, causing him to brings together the penguin nations and their allies to set things right.
For Nick (Jason Bateman), Kurt (Jason Sudeikis) and Dale (Charlie Day), the only thing that would make the daily grind more tolerable would be to grind their intolerable bosses (Kevin Spacey, Colin Farrell, Jennifer Aniston) into dust.