Three small-time crooks with dreams of hitting a big score just can't seem to get anything right. When they attempt to steal computer parts they end up with toys, when they try to steal a car they end up with a Junker. But when they pull off the bank heist of the century (not really) instead of a bag of loot they accidentally stumble across a priceless erotic statuette known as Caesar's Phallus! Unfortunately instead of cashing in they find themselves being pursued by a ruthless art collector, his hired hit men and their angry wives!
A mysterious Hollywood stuntman who moonlights as a getaway driver seems to be trying to escape his shady past as he falls for his neighbor - whose husband is in prison and who's looking after her child alone.
When Sid accidentally destroys Manny's heirloom Christmas rock and ends up on Santa's naughty list, he leads a hilarious quest to the North Pole to make things right and ends up making things much worse.
This English-language adaptation of the Swedish novel by Stieg Larsson follows a disgraced journalist, Mikael Blomkvist, as he investigates the disappearance of a weary patriarch's niece from 40 years ago.