The quality programming you've been waiting for! You'll laugh your guts out all over the floor... Contains; Scotty Opener, No Neck Joe, No Neck Joe II, Dumb-Big-Fat-Stupid Baby, Baby's New Formula, How To Make Love To A Woman, Rick The Dick In Tie-Died Dick, Schindler's Fist, Jurassic Fart, Dogpile, Horndog, Brian's Brain, The Cat -Cow And Beautiful Fish, Finger Food, Slaughter Day, Petey's Wake, Dogpile II, Oh-Crappy Day,Triassic Parking Lot, Spaghetti Snot, Chainsaw Bob In A Cult Classic, Stubbs, Lloyd's Lunchbox, Wrong Hole, Gun-Zipper-Snot, Empty Roll, Hut Sluts, Rick The Dick In Hospital Hell, Wastes Away, Phull Phrontal Phingers, The Birth Of Brian, Home Honey I'm High, Lloyd Loses His Lunch, Illusion Of Life, Lloyd's Lunchbox III.
When Rudy Baylor (Matt Damon), a young attorney with no clients, goes to work for a seedy ambulance chaser, he wants to help the parents of a terminally ill boy in their suit against an insurance company (represented by a ruthless Jon Voight).
A group of heroic warriors has only six days to save the planet in "Mortal Kombat Annihilation." To succeed they must survive the most spectacular series of challenges any human, or god, has ever encountered as they battle an evil warlord bent on taking control of Earth.
84 years later, a 101-year-old woman named Rose DeWitt Bukater tells the story to her granddaughter Lizzy Calvert, Brock Lovett, Lewis Bodine, Bobby Buell and Anatoly Mikailavich on the Keldysh about her life set in April 10th 1912, on a ship called Titanic when young Rose boards the departing ship with the upper-class passengers and her mother, Ruth DeWitt Bukater, and her fiancé, Caledon Hockley.
Two years after the terrifying events that occurred in Woodsboro, Sidney is now attending Windsor College in Cincinnati, and Gale Weathers' best selling book on Sidney's life has now been made into a major motion picture.
Forensic psychologist Alex Cross travels to North Carolina and teams with escaped kidnap victim Kate McTiernan to hunt down "Casanova," a serial killer who abducts strong-willed women and forces them to submit to his demands.
Hired by a powerful member of the Russian mafia to avenge an FBI sting that left his brother dead, the perfectionist Jackal proves an elusive target for the men charged with the task of bringing him down: a deputy FBI boss and a former IRA terrorist.