In Old San Juan a 40+ year old divorcée is not aware he befriends a vampire who bites women, not in their necks but in their derrières, leaving them with flattened behinds. A vampire hunter from Europe warns Celestino about his neighbor and tries to recruit his help in salvaging a much cherished national heritage. But there is a difficulty: this vampire will not die by a stake through his heart and to avoid destruction he wears tin underwear.
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Celestino y El Vampiro | Official Trailer | (2003) Jaime Hamilton Eugenio Monclova Axel Anderson
An independant puertorican film by director Radames Sanchez which later acquired cult status due to the mixed slapstick humor and sharp social commentary.
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Joya del cine puertorriqueño Ideé Charriez Eugenio Monclova Jaime Hamilton Axel Anderson Radamés Sánchez Filmada en el Viejo San Juán.
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