Debbie D, Laura Giglio, Pamela Sutch, and Dean Paul star in this outlandish satire on all those dating shows. Three friends move into a haunted house where they soon meet Count Vorga, a vampire looking for a bride. Each of the girls wants to be chosen by the undead vampire to become his wife. He decides that there will be a competition among the girls and the winner will live forever as his bride. Will it be the blonde ditz? Or the brunette seductress? or perhaps the shy redhead?
The film is based on Gennady Shpalikov’s most intimate story, “The Wharf”. Young Katya, who lives in a small provincial town, is dreaming of a prince charming.
The story follows the two sisters Melissa and Emily, the former who accidentally killed her husband Alan and the latter who agrees to help her bury her husband in the desert.
Young, inexperienced heroes, the Roma girl Darja and the "white" boy Vítek, nicknamed Ken by his friends, fall in love at a drunken dance with the intensity of their first adolescent love, unaware of the world they live in and how a mere name or skin color can arouse hatred and a desire for revenge in others.
When Isabelle and Theo invite Matthew to stay with them, what begins as a casual friendship ripens into a sensual voyage of discovery and desire in which nothing is off limits and everything is possible.