A kaleidoscopic sexfest of pixels. The gayest & straightest five minutes this world has ever known. Behold! As pant-less wonderbeings projectile vomit beauty rays onto rainbow-resistant mega-churches and wrestle their way through televised plumes of morally delicate love squadrons trampling over dehydrated sunburned lesbian babies. This massive aesthetic scourge is made all the more horrible by a series of defective plutonium-tipped integrity missiles cocked firmly toward any & all promiscuous looking skin-colored lady parts. This colorful nano-film is dedicated to the all global crybabies who hate love (aka those who fund California's Prop 8).
Another edition to Kuchars weather diary series, this particular one has more social intercourse occurring in the prairie hovel which houses the hidden longings of he who seeks sustenance from the void.
The film follows five senior athletes along their biggest challenge - maturity. As all of them are between 80 and 100 years old it is a race against time and personal degeneration.
Whale is the story of Cameron, an Iranian American writer who returns home to his mother's house in Orange County, California after a failed relationship and lack of direction with life.
When Juli meets Bryce in the second grade, she knows it's true love. After spending six years trying to convince Bryce the same, she's ready to give up - until he starts to reconsider.
Gru is a supervillain determined to prove he’s the greatest by stealing the Moon. To pull off his plan, he adopts three orphaned girls—Margo, Edith, and Agnes—intending to use them as part of his scheme.
