"Blood Spatter | Severed Arm | Severed Hand"06 March 201080 mins
Uncle Bob [PAUL BRACCIOFORTE] is something of Renaissance man—as handy with a saw as he is with a spatula. A truly jolly and dedicated innkeeper who happens to have an unusual (some may say, revolting) hobby, he goes a long way to treat his guests to a delightful stay; however, whenever the urge to expand his collection flares up, the visits tend to last quite a bit longer. Bob’s overzealous sons [SHAWN C. PHILLIPS & M.J. KELLEY) strive to serve their father well, but their constant bungling could spoil his entire collection forever. In the meantime, Uncle Bob gets busy in the basement, generously putting one lovely lady after another in a position to have her beautiful body (parts) admired for many years to come.
A bored and domesticated Shrek pacts with deal-maker Rumpelstiltskin to get back to feeling like a real ogre again, but when he's duped and sent to a twisted version of Far Far Away—where Rumpelstiltskin is king, ogres are hunted, and he and Fiona have never met—he sets out to restore his world and reclaim his true love.
Cobb, a skilled thief who commits corporate espionage by infiltrating the subconscious of his targets is offered a chance to regain his old life as payment for a task considered to be impossible: "inception", the implantation of another person's idea into a target's subconscious.