When young Danika's childhood is turned upside by supernatural intervention, it leads her into a life of angst - and sexual solitude. Upon discovering that her own magical powers were responsible for the unthinkable calamity that perpetually tormented and haunted her fragile young psyche, she realizes that she her powers must be harnessed in order to rescue her long-lost brother from the clutches of evil. "I have a theoretical question for you: How far down can a thumb go?" -Ebert "If Terrence Malick somehow managed to impregnate a pile of his own day-old feces, this is what the resulting miscarriage might look like." -someone must have said it.
Harry, Ron and Hermione continue their quest to vanquish the evil Voldemort once and for all. Just as things begin to look hopeless for the young wizards, Harry discovers a trio of magical objects that endow him with powers to rival Voldemort's formidable skills.
Raymond Weir is a shut in computer genius surviving in the post dot-com era. Disabled as a result of a home invasion that took the life of his late wife, Sarah, Raymond sits in his makeshift apartment above a run down bar, over medicated, mourning her loss and contemplating suicide.
Charlie Kenton is a washed-up fighter who retired from the ring when robots took over the sport. After his robot is trashed, he reluctantly teams up with his estranged son to rebuild and train an unlikely contender.
There's a new teacher in town—Spelunker! This unusual man is anything but a typical instructor, giving speeches about traffic safety to the students, reacting strangely to a humidifier, and enjoying lunch— albeit with ample condiment mishaps.
Henry is a grouchy, irritable and overall unhappy birthday clown. As he complains about everything, he realizes 8-year-old birthday girl Coral has a frown just as long as his.
