It seems like everything is artisanal and hand-crafted these days. Pizza. Potato chips. Borax. And at RiffTrax, we refuse to miss an opportunity to hitch ourselves to a marketing trend as it nears the point of oversaturation and annoyance! Thus, we present RiffTrax Hand-Crafted Artisanal Shorts! Using ancient techniques passed down from masters of riffing in Tuscany (all these artisanal things originate from Tuscany right?), these shorts are sun-dried, barrel-aged and sheep-dipped in hilarity!
Set against the backdrop of a UNSC military academy, a group of highborn cadets are training to be the next generation of soldiers in the UNSC’s ongoing war with insurrectionists in the outer colonial planets.
When an evil spirit known as Pitch lays down the gauntlet to take over the world, the immortal Guardians must join forces for the first time to protect the hopes, beliefs and imagination of children all over the world.
A veteran chef faces off against his restaurant group's new CEO, who wants to the establishment to lose a star from its rating in order to bring in a younger chef who specializes in molecular gastronomy.
Agents J (Will Smith) and K (Tommy Lee Jones) are back...in time. J has seen some inexplicable things in his 15 years with the Men in Black, but nothing, not even aliens, perplexes him as much as his wry, reticent partner.