On the eve of the most important battle at Borodino Le Comte De Witt, Napoleon's secret agent delivers the Russian command plan of the battle to the French Emperor. Having been informed about this, Kutuzov, Field Marshall of the Russian Empire, sends his best lancers with a special mission to Poland - a place of romantic affair between Napoleon and Valevskaya, irresistible Polish comtesse.
Ex-Federale agent Machete is recruited by the President of the United States for a mission which would be impossible for any mortal man – he must take down a madman revolutionary and an eccentric billionaire arms dealer who has hatched a plan to spread war and anarchy across the planet.
Julian, who runs a Thai boxing club as a front organization for his family's drug smuggling operation, is forced by his mother Jenna to find and kill the individual responsible for his brother's recent death.
Depressed single mom Adele and her son Henry offer a wounded, fearsome man a ride. As police search town for the escaped convict, the mother and son gradually learn his true story as their options become increasingly limited.
Wallace, a medical school dropout, has been repeatedly burned by bad relationships. So while everyone around him, including his roommate Allan, seems to be finding the perfect partner, Wallace decides to put his love life on hold.