If I Had Legs I'd Kick You Trailer

If I Had Legs I'd Kick You Trailer (2025)

"Everything is under control." 10 October 2025 Drama 113 mins

With her life crashing down around her, Linda attempts to navigate her child's mysterious illness, her absent husband, a missing person, and an increasingly hostile relationship with her therapist.

Watch the official If I Had Legs I'd Kick You 2025 trailer in HD below.

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Cast

Rose Byrne

as Linda

Conan O'Brien

as Therapist

A$AP Rocky

as James

Mary Bronstein

as Dr. Spring

Ivy Wolk

as Diana

Mark Stolzenberg

as Parking Attendant

Manu Narayan

as Landlord

Josh Pais

as Brad

Ronald Bronstein

as Caroline's Husband (voice)

Laurence Blum

as Police Officer

Crew

Tatiana Bears

Tatiana Bears Co-Producer

Nitasha Bhambree

Nitasha Bhambree Stunt Coordinator

Josh Safdie

Josh Safdie Producer

Sara Murphy

Sara Murphy Producer

Christopher Messina

Christopher Messina Director of Photography

Eli Bush

Eli Bush Producer

Lauren Ebner

Lauren Ebner Associate Producer

Carmen Navis

Carmen Navis Production Design

Elizabeth Warn

Elizabeth Warn Costume Design

Filipe Messeder

Filipe Messeder Supervising Sound Editor

International Titles

Ayaqlarım Olsaydı Səni Təpikləyərdim Trailer

Kdybych měla nohy, tak ti nakopu Trailer

Ak by som mala nohy, tak ťa nakopem Trailer

International Releases Dates

Australia 01 November 2025

Belgium 04 March 2026

Brazil 12 March 2026

Canada 17 October 2025

China 19 April 2026

Colombia 29 January 2026

Czech Republic 23 April 2026

Germany 29 May 2026

Estonia 21 November 2025

Finland 27 March 2026

United Kingdom 04 November 2025

Greece 11 December 2025

Hong Kong 27 February 2026

Indonesia 14 November 2025

Ireland 20 February 2026

Israel 06 November 2025

Italy 05 March 2026

Lithuania 07 November 2025

Latvia 22 October 2025

Mexico 05 March 2026

Netherlands 11 October 2025

Norway 08 March 2026

New Zealand 05 February 2026

Poland 20 February 2026

Puerto Rico 06 November 2025

Russia 12 March 2026

Sweden 10 April 2026

Thailand 05 March 2026

Turkey 13 February 2026

Taiwan 13 March 2026

Ukraine 23 October 2025

United States 31 January 2026

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