Art Metrano

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Arthur "Art" Metrano (September 22, 1936 – September 8, 2021) was an American actor and comedian, born in Brooklyn, New York City. Metrano may be best known for his role as Lt./Capt./Cmdt. Mauser in Police Academy 2 and Police Academy 3. Metrano's first film role was as a truck driver in the 1961 Cold War thriller Rocket Attack U.S.A.. Among Metrano's TV guest appearances was a 1968 episode of Ironside. However, he is better known for his frequent appearances on talk and variety shows in the early 1970s, especially The Tonight Show, as a "magician" performing absurd tricks, such as making his fingers "jump" from one hand to another, while constantly humming an inane theme song – "Fine and Dandy", an early 1930s composition by Kay Swift. In December 2007, Metrano filed a lawsuit against Family Guy, asserting copyright infringement, and asking for damages in excess of two million dollars. Due to a fall at home in 1989, Metrano seriously injured his spinal cord and is disabled. Currently, he tours with his one-man show, "Jews Don't Belong On Ladders...An Accidental Comedy", which has raised more than $75,000 for Project Support for Spinal Cord Injury, to help buy crutches, wheelchairs, and supplies for handicapped people.

Most Popular Art Metrano Trailers

Total trailers found: 37

Murder in Mind Trailer (1997)

01 August 1997

The L.A. police find two bodies in a fancy house and suspect the wife of one victim. Dr. Ellis, a hypnotherapist, takes her back in time; with the police listening, a pattern of spousal abuse emerges.

Human Feelings Trailer (1978)

16 October 1978

A pilot movie dealing with the day-to-day workings of God herself, here threatening to destroy Las Vegas if six righteous people cannot be found there in seven days, and it's all up to an eager-to-please young angel, a frustrated clerk-typist in the heavenly music department, to try to hold off the devastation while disguised as a mortal.

Linda Lovelace for President Trailer (1975)

01 March 1975

An intentionally campy film designed to capitalize on Linda Lovelace's sudden fame following "Deep Throat", this film centers around Linda's fictional grass roots campaign to run for president.

Police Academy 3: Back in Training Trailer (1986)

20 March 1986

When police funding is cut, the Governor announces he must close one of the academies. To make it fair, the two police academies must compete against each other to stay in operation.

The All-American Boy Trailer (1973)

24 October 1973

Vic "Bomber" Bealer is a handsome, manipulative boxer who aspires to something greater than the small-town life he knows in Texas.

Cheaper to Keep Her Trailer (1981)

01 January 1981

A newly divorced swinger on the prowl goes to work as a detective for a neurotic feminist attorney.

Police Academy 2: Their First Assignment Trailer (1985)

28 March 1985

Officer Carey Mahoney and his cohorts have finally graduated from the Police Academy and are about to hit the streets on their first assignment.

They Only Kill Their Masters Trailer (1972)

22 November 1972

An enigmatic young woman has been murdered in a small California coast town. The investigation by the local sheriff uncovers a complex web of relationships centering on the victim; the scattered trail of evidence ranges from a mysterious photograph to the victim's own dog.

Good Advice Trailer (2001)

15 November 2001

An investment banker loses everything and must discover what's really important in life.

Strawberry Road Trailer (1991)

27 April 1991

Hisa Ishii and his brother Akira emigrate from Japan to the United States. They settle in rural California and start a strawberry farm, slowly integrating themselves into the life of the community, which includes Japanese-Americans of both lengthy and brief residence.

They Shoot Horses, Don't They? Trailer (1969)

10 December 1969

In the midst of the Great Depression, manipulative emcee Rocky enlists contestants for a dance marathon offering a $1,500 cash prize.

Warhead Trailer (1977)

15 February 1977

A weapons expert is reluctantly sent on a mission to a middle-east warzone to locate a lost nuclear warhead and dismantle it before it falls into the wrong hands.

Toys Trailer (1992)

18 December 1992

Leslie Zevo is a fun-loving inventor who must save his late father's toy factory from his evil uncle, Leland, a war-mongering general who rules the operation with an iron fist and builds weapons disguised as toys.

Matilda Trailer (1978)

22 June 1978

A small-time talent agent discovers an amazing boxing kangaroo and figures to use it as his stepping-stone into the big time.

Breathless Trailer (1983)

13 May 1983

Jesse, a small-time criminal, high-tails it to Los Angeles to rendezvous with a French exchange student.

Malibu Express Trailer (1985)

01 March 1985

In this erotic spy tale private eye Cody Abilene teams up with the Contessa Luciana and policewoman Beverly McAfee to infiltrate a mansion and discover who is sending computer secrets to the Russians.

Then Came Bronson Trailer (1969)

24 March 1969

Jim Bronson is a young newspaperman who quits his job following the suicide of his best friend, and sets out on a cross-country trip on his motorcycle in his quest for the meaning of life in which he befriends a runway bride, another searching soul, in this pilot for the TV series of the same name, and theatrically released in some parts of the world including Spain.

How Stella Got Her Groove Back Trailer (1998)

14 August 1998

Through good times and bad, Stella and Delilah have always had each other. Now, Stella's so busy building a life that she's forgotten how to really live.

A Cry for Love Trailer (1980)

20 October 1980

Divorcee Susan Blakely, with no alimony and two kids to support, begins turning to amphetamines. While at her lowest ebb, she meets an alcoholic and three-time loser in marriage -- who, incredibly, turns out to be the ideal man!

No Man's Valley Trailer (1981)

23 November 1981

Elliot, a rare California condor, must find a hideaway for endangered animals before man drives them over the brink into extinction.

In Name Only Trailer (1969)

25 November 1969

In this romantic comedy, an unwed couple who run a wedding planning business discover, to their horror, that the Justice of the Peace who had officiated their first three weddings was only an actor.

History of the World: Part I Trailer (1981)

12 June 1981

An uproarious version of history that proves nothing is sacred – not even the Roman Empire, the French Revolution and the Spanish Inquisition.

Brinks: The Great Robbery Trailer (1976)

26 March 1976

In this telling of the infamous 1950 robbery, James McNally is portrayed as the one gang member who maintains his silence in the face of extreme police pressure.

The Treasure of Jamaica Reef Trailer (1975)

01 March 1975

An adventure film about the search for a more than 200-year-old treasure on the ocean floor.

The Heartbreak Kid Trailer (1972)

17 December 1972

Three days into his Miami honeymoon with needy and unsophisticated Lila, Lenny meets tall, blonde Kelly.

The Strongest Man in the World Trailer (1975)

06 February 1975

Medfield College science major Dexter Riley and his classmates have been working on a new vitamin compound when a lab accident creates a supercharged mix that ends up in Dexter's cereal box, giving him superhuman strength.

Teachers Trailer (1984)

05 October 1984

A teacher reconnects with an old student who is now an attorney representing a family who is suing the school for graduating their son who still cannot read or write.

Steambath Trailer (1973)

04 May 1973

Tandy, Merideth and assorted others unexpectedly wake up in a steambath with no easy exit. After spending some time there, it becomes clear that the steambath is a sort of Afterlife, where indifferent souls come to tell their stories to God who happens to be the attendant picking up the towels.

Going Ape! Trailer (1981)

10 April 1981

When his father - who owned a circus - dies, Oscar inherits 5 million dollars - and 3 orangutans. However there's a condition connected to the money: if he gives away the apes or just one gets sick or dies during the next 3 years, the zoologic society will get all the money.

How to Beat the High Cost of Living Trailer (1980)

11 July 1980

In order to beat inflation and subsidize their alimony checks, three suburban housewives plot to steal $1 million from a large plastic ball which is displayed in a local shopping center.

Seven Trailer (1979)

07 September 1979

A government agent discovers a plot by a cartel of seven gangsters to take over the state of Hawaii. He hires a team of seven hitmen to stop them.

Dirty O'Neil Trailer (1974)

01 May 1974

A police officer has very little work as there is virtually no crime in his small California town...until three hoodlums appear and rape a young woman.

Norma Trailer (1970)

01 March 1970

A woman goes to a doctor hoping he will cure her nymphomania. Scenes of her with her various lovers and pick-ups of both sexes are shown.

Rocket Attack U.S.A. Trailer (1960)

24 March 1960

It's the height of the Cold War between the United States and the Soviet Union with the Communists launching a spy satellite that has the Free World leaders in a panic.

Beverly Hills Bodysnatchers Trailer (1989)

11 October 1989

A doctor and a mortician have teamed up to do re-animation experiments on corpses using gangster money loaned for "remodeling.

Slaughter's Big Rip-Off Trailer (1973)

31 August 1973

Vigilante Slaughter comes under attack from Duncan, a local money launderer whose hit-man traps Slaughter in a car at a cliff, but Slaughter escapes, arms himself, and goes after Duncan's hideout.

Real Men Don't Eat Gummi Bears Trailer (1989)

17 August 1989

Teen-aged Tonyhas never known who is father is. Together with his best buddies Peter and Susan, he tracks down the clues he has as well as he can.