The Best. Ever. Mario Lemieux - As Seen on FSN Pittsburgh. “The greatest athlete to ever come out of Pittsburgh. Greatest athlete – bar none. The most respected athlete to come out of this city in our lifetime.” Mike Lange, Penguins Announcer. “I’ve watched all the great hockey players – Rock Richard, Jean Beliveau, Orr, Mikita. There’s nobody as good as Mario. Nobody.” Craig Patrick, Pittsburgh General Manager.
A baby is supposed to crown the dreamlike marriage of the divorce attorneys Pia and Uli, but the success of all their efforts – ranging from “sex on a schedule” to artificial insemination – fails to materialize.
After terrorizing the people of Nodaway County and repeatedly escaping justice for years, the town bully finally meets his demise at the hands of the townspeople of Skidmore, Missouri.
Who says being an undead creature of the night is easy? With that in mind, three ancient friends—centuries-old vampires Vulvus, the romantic and temperamental Lord Byron wannabe; Viago, the flamboyant 19th-century dandy; and Deacon, the rebellious 107-year-old youngster—invite a documentary crew to shed light on a vampire’s daily life.
