"international-broken-english-cc-movie"28 April 2011102 mins
The successful photographer and pantyhose-fetishist Boris Eichenbaum has had enough of everything: the Western-spoiled world makes him sick and induces erectile disfunctions. The omnipresent economy-climate-crisis-news make nothing better, but everything more aweful. Encouraged by a young woman, the activist Jackie, Boris vitalizes his aggressive resistance potential – and has to realize that capitalism is bogarting everything, even refusal. So cut and run, of all things to Greece …
Tired of the noise and madness of New York and the crushing conventions of late Eisenhower-era America, itinerant journalist Paul Kemp travels to the pristine island of Puerto Rico to write for a local San Juan newspaper run by the downtrodden editor Lotterman.
When Sid accidentally destroys Manny's heirloom Christmas rock and ends up on Santa's naughty list, he leads a hilarious quest to the North Pole to make things right and ends up making things much worse.
The story is loosely based on a 17th century erotic Chinese story named The Carnal Prayer Mat and follows a young scholar named Yangsheng who gets married to the beautiful daughter of a local merchant.